922 conor oberst. i think ill become a collector of fine cardboard boxes. that way ill always have a gift to give. even if i forget to buy something i can just give the box and say something like “oh this is a vintage italian box circa 1962 most likely used for fine silk socks.” and when the giftee replies “well where are the socks” i can rip the box out of their hands and say something like “ill have to save this one for someone who appreciates fine italian cardboard craftsmanship” and stomp off as if fully disgusted with their lack of box knowledge.